Your Stay

A luxurious suite with large French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room hot tub plus a separate en-suite and shower.
Outside on the private patio is your own hot-tub with lounger and country views. The room also features TV and bluetooth speaker.
A 40 inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels, this room comes with limited internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

This beautiful aquamarine and gold room, This extra large suite is art deco in style, with a huge bed, comfortable lounge area with two chaise lounges and open-plan bathroom with indoor spa bath. Sliding doors lead to a private patio area with your circular private hot-tub.
This room comes with 42inch TV with full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

Its signature erotic style with a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole. Which has now been upgraded with a luxurious outside hot-tub on a private patio as well as the hot-tub in the bathroom and overhead shower.
This room comes with 42inch TV with full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

A super luxurious, very spacious suite with large French baroque bed and leather sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room giant hot tub featuring mood lighting plus a separate large bathroom and shower.
Outside on the private patio is your own hot-tub with loungers. The room also features the latest technology TV and sound system.
A massive 55inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

The Bollinger Room is a spacious room with a large leather bed facing sliding doors leading to a private patio with outdoor seating. The bathroom has a circular spa bath with overhead shower. There is a flat screen TV. A 49 inch Tv and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

The presidential suite is the Who’d A Thought Its largest room. Combining complete luxury and style with the uniqueness of this exquisite venue. This room boasts a 9ft bed, under beautiful crystal chandeliers. Pure opulence awaits anyone who stayed in this one of a kind room. Not only does this room have two private hot tubs inside and out. it also has a shower room to help you kick back, relax and destress. Discover what inspires such emotion and desire. A massive 60inch Tv in your lounge and a further TV in your bedroom, full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

The LP Alexandra is a Versace inspired room. Along with the keeping of the traditional Versace style this room shows off its style and personality through its expensive finishings and lavish colours. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and out. Private walled patio area with sun loungers. Inside this wonderful room you really get a true feel for this well know expensive Italian brand. With gold finishings around the bath tub and leopard skin on the floor. The room has an up to-date sound system with bluetooth connection to listen to your favourite music and a 50 inch smart TV to watch your favourite films, Sky Tv is also available in this room. The who'd a thought it has connection with the super fast V fast wifi connection and is available in all our rooms. If you enjoy style and fashion this is a room for you. The booking includes a bottle of Champagne and a full English Breakfast.

This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a out door hot- tub. The en-suite bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. 2 Flat screen TV's 55inch and 40inch and full sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. Breakfast is included along with complimentary champagne when this room is booked direct.

Room recently upgraded

The Perrier Jouet is a traditional style room with a four post bed. The bathroom has marble floor and features a Jacuzzi bath and separate shower. A 42inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

This Lavish room offers an outdoor hot-tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colours set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall giving the room that retro feel. Your bathroom features a rainfall shower, Luxury toiletries and a stand alone bath. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65inch TV with full sky package. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water,*chocolate and champagne when booked direct. Your bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49inch tv with full sky package.The LP room has super fast internet Wifi complimentary.

Decorated in beautiful velvet from floor to ceiling in rich navy blue, deep red and brilliant gold. Two chairs and a table.

King size bed
Wall mounted 65inch TV
Tea and coffee making facilities
Full sky including movies and sport
Round jacuzzi bath tub
Shower
Toiletries
Hair dryer
Fridge

The Duval Leroy room is a compact room but perfect for the business traveller or a couple looking for a value weekend escape. A glass door leads to the en-suite bathroom with shower. 32 inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. Breakfast is included

This inspired room brings together a tale of 2 cities. Warm bright colours of a moroccan sky coupled with the luxury of Rome. The bedroom is showered in crushed velvet and this theme continues to your day bed in the lounge, set behind a crushed velvet stage containing a 65 inch TV. Your bathroom has luxury toiletries, a deep bath tub and a rain shower. One inside hot-tub and the other outside has its own covering. Free Wifi thought your room and full sky package. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

The Tatinger Mini is a compact room and the smallest at the Who’d A Thought It. Ideal as a single traveller as the bed is positioned against the wall, but can accommodate a double if required. 32 inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. Breakfast is included.

Known as the white room, this room is set in wall to wall luxury white with zebra flooring and has a crisp modern feel.This room has a Double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets and 2 large chandeliers with a double white and crystal sofa. A massive 60inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room includes breakfast.

Classy, sophisticated, and truly magical. The Ace of Spades has the wow factor with two private hot-tubs and a Swarovski bath with over 60,000 gems. This room boasts its own private bar, perfect for opening a bottle or two. A massive 65inch Tv and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room includes breakfast

The colour black, the symbol of elegance. This was the perfect champagne to name this room after. This room has wall to wall black armadillo style wallpaper, a double bed and a double cuddle sofa. A massive 60inch Tv and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

Our Deutz room is our most natural room, with wooden flooring and animal hides in abundance. Beautiful cow hides for the floor and the bed. This is truly a room to get you back to your animal instincts. A massive 60inch Tv and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

Our Billicart room is contemporary elegance at its best, with a mirrored feature wall and wonderful gold and turquoise colours. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A massive 55inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with super fast internet Wifi are complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath big enough for two. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

The gosset grand piano suite is a beautiful remote lodge set in the Kent country side. This room features a large spinning round bead where you can enjoy watching the stars at night though the panoramic window or one of the large 65inch TVs available in this room. Your lounge area offers a comfortable seating area with a floating fireplace, bar and grand piano. The large bathroom boasts a corner bath and shower, while outside you can enjoy your own private 6 seater hot-tub all set in a beautiful private entrance area.

This room comes with 2 65inch T.Vs one in the bed room the other in the lounge area, this come with a full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with limited wifi. Luxury toiletries are available in the bathroom along with towels and bath robes. Tea and coffee making facilities are available in your room along with spring water. *when bookings are made directly this room comes with complimentary Champagne.