Your Stay

Indulge in the refined comfort of this exceptional suite, featuring a magnificent French baroque bed and a stylish seating area with sofas. Designed for relaxation and indulgence, the suite offers both an in-room hot tub and a separate en-suite bathroom with shower.

Step onto your private patio to enjoy your own outdoor hot tub, complete with loungers and sweeping country views. The suite is also equipped with a 40-inch TV, Bluetooth speaker, unlimited Wi‑Fi, and tea and coffee making facilities. A private fridge stocked with spring water adds an extra touch of convenience.

The elegant bathroom includes premium toiletries and a shower, while a complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast complete this luxurious stay.

This beautiful aquamarine and gold suite is designed in an elegant Art Deco style, offering a sense of space, comfort, and luxury. The extra-large suite features a grand bed, a refined lounge area with two chaise lounges, and an open-plan bathroom complete with an indoor spa bath.

Sliding doors open onto a private patio, where you can relax in your own circular hot tub and enjoy the tranquil setting. The suite also includes a 42-inch TV, complimentary super-fast Wi‑Fi, tea and coffee making facilities, and a private fridge stocked with spring water.

The bathroom features a shower and premium Luxury toiletries, while a complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast complete this indulgent experience.

This distinctive suite offers a bold and memorable design, featuring a circular bed, mirrored ceiling, and dance pole, creating a dramatic and luxurious atmosphere. The suite includes an outdoor hot tub on a private patio, in addition to a hot tub in the bathroom and an overhead shower.

The suite also features a 42-inch TV, complimentary super-fast Wi‑Fi, tea and coffee making facilities, and a private fridge stocked with spring water. The bathroom is finished with Luxury toiletries and a shower, while a complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast complete this indulgent stay.

This super-luxurious, exceptionally spacious suite features a magnificent French baroque bed and refined leather sofas in the seating area, creating an atmosphere of comfort and elegance. The suite includes an in-room hot tub with mood lighting, along with a separate large bathroom and shower for added convenience.

Step out onto your private patio, where your own outdoor hot tub and loungers await, offering the perfect place to unwind. The suite is also equipped with a 55-inch TV, a premium sound system, and complimentary super-fast Wi‑Fi throughout.

The bathroom features a spa bath with shower and Luxury toiletries, while tea and coffee making facilities and spring water in your private fridge provide thoughtful finishing touches. A complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast are included to complete this indulgent stay.

The Bollinger Room is a spacious and refined retreat, featuring a large leather bed positioned to face sliding doors that open onto a private patio with outdoor seating. The bathroom includes a circular spa bath with an overhead shower, creating a relaxed and luxurious setting.

The room is also equipped with a 49-inch TV, complimentary super-fast Wi‑Fi, tea and coffee making facilities, and a private fridge stocked with spring water. Premium toiletries add a thoughtful touch to the bathroom, while a complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast complete this indulgent stay.

Experience the pinnacle of luxury in this extraordinary suite, where exquisite design and lavish comfort come together in perfect harmony. At its heart is a magnificent 9ft bed set beneath sparkling crystal chandeliers, creating an atmosphere of pure grandeur and sophistication.

This remarkable suite is designed for true indulgence, featuring two private hot tubs, both indoors and on your own outdoor terrace, alongside a separate shower room for complete relaxation. The elegant lounge area is appointed with a stunning 60-inch TV, while a further television in the bedroom ensures every detail of your stay is beautifully considered.

Guests also enjoy complimentary super-fast Wi‑Fi, tea and coffee making facilities, and a private fridge stocked with spring water. The bathroom offers Luxury toiletries and a spa bath with shower, while a complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast provide the perfect finishing touches to this exceptional experience.

The LP Alexandra is a striking Versace-inspired room that celebrates bold style, opulence, and unmistakable personality. Rich in lavish colours and exquisite finishes, this luxurious suite captures the essence of classic Italian glamour, with gold detailing around the bath and dramatic leopard-print flooring adding to its distinctive character.

Designed for indulgence, the room features two hot tubs, both indoors and in the private walled patio area, where sun loungers provide the perfect place to relax in complete privacy. Inside, guests can enjoy an up-to-date sound system with Bluetooth connectivity and a 50-inch smart TV, ideal for entertaining and unwinding in style.

The suite also includes complimentary super-fast Wi‑Fi, tea and coffee making facilities, and a private fridge stocked with spring water. A complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast complete this exceptional stay, making the LP Alexandra the perfect choice for guests who appreciate luxury, fashion, and flair.

This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and an out door hot- tub. The en-suite bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. 2 Flat screen TV's 55inch and 40inch, along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. Breakfast is included along with complimentary champagne when this room is booked direct.

The Perrier Jouet is a traditional style room with a four post bed. The bathroom has marble floor and features a Jacuzzi bath and separate shower. A 42inch TV along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

This Lavish room offers an outdoor hot-tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colours set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall giving the room that retro feel. Your bathroom features a rainfall shower, Luxury toiletries and a stand alone bath. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65inch TV. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water,*chocolate and champagne when booked direct. Your bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49inch tv with full sky package.The LP room has super fast internet Wifi complimentary.

Decorated in beautiful velvet from floor to ceiling in rich navy blue, deep red and brilliant gold. Two chairs and a table.

King size bed
Wall mounted 65inch TV
Tea and coffee making facilities
Round jacuzzi bath tub
Shower
Toiletries
Hair dryer
Fridge

The Duval Leroy room is a compact room but perfect for the business traveller or a couple looking for a value weekend escape. A glass door leads to the en-suite bathroom with shower. 32 inch TV, along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. Breakfast is not included but can be arranged at £20pp

This inspired room brings together a tale of 2 cities. Warm bright colours of a moroccan sky coupled with the luxury of Rome. The bedroom is showered in crushed velvet and this theme continues to your day bed in the lounge, set behind a crushed velvet stage containing a 65 inch TV. Your bathroom has luxury toiletries, a deep bath tub and a rain shower. One inside hot-tub and the other outside has its own covering. Free Wifi thought your room. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

The Tatinger Mini is a compact room and the smallest at the Who’d A Thought It. Ideal as a single traveller as the bed is positioned against the wall, but can accommodate a double if required. 32 inch TV, along with super fast internet Wifi complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. Breakfast is not included but can be arranged at £20pp

Known as the white room, this room is set in wall to wall luxury white with zebra flooring and has a crisp modern feel.This room has a Double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets and 2 large chandeliers with a double white and crystal sofa. A massive 60inch TV, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room includes breakfast.

Classy, sophisticated, and truly magical. The Ace of Spades has the wow factor with two private hot-tubs and a Swarovski bath with over 60,000 gems. This room boasts its own private bar, perfect for opening a bottle or two. A massive 65inch Tv, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room includes breakfast

The colour black, the symbol of elegance. This was the perfect champagne to name this room after. This room has wall to wall black armadillo style wallpaper, a double bed and a double cuddle sofa. A massive 60inch all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

Our Deutz room is our most natural room, with wooden flooring and animal hides in abundance. Beautiful cow hides for the floor and the bed. This is truly a room to get you back to your animal instincts. A massive 60inch Tv, all rooms come with super fast internet Wifi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

Our Billicart room is contemporary elegance at its best, with a mirrored feature wall and wonderful gold and turquoise colours. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A massive 55inch TV, along with super fast internet Wifi are complimentary. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a spa bath big enough for two. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. This room comes with a *complimentary bottle of champagne and breakfast.

The gosset grand piano suite is a beautiful remote lodge set in the Kent country side. This room features a large spinning round bead where you can enjoy watching the stars at night though the panoramic window or one of the large 65inch TVs available in this room. Your lounge area offers a comfortable seating area with a floating fireplace, bar and grand piano. The large bathroom boasts a corner bath and shower, while outside you can enjoy your own private 6 seater hot-tub all set in a beautiful private entrance area.

This room comes with 2 65inch T.Vs one in the bed room the other in the lounge area, all rooms come with limited wifi. Luxury toiletries are available in the bathroom along with towels and bath robes. Tea and coffee making facilities are available in your room along with spring water. *when bookings are made directly this room comes with complimentary Champagne.